Caption contest: this is why grocery stores shouldn't sell smartphones

<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="1" height="326" hspace="4" src="http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/725/htcfunnyad.jpg" style="margin: 4px; border: 1px solid black;" vspace="4" width="269" /></div><br/><div>"We call it a very nice phone and you can get it on a 12 month contract." Oh, really, Tesco? Nifty! So, how much is that bag of day-old doughnuts... with and without a contract?<br/><br/><strong>Don</strong>: "Knowing my luck, if I buy this now they'll have an iPhone 4 with a Bold keyboard on sale next week."<strong><br/>Darren</strong>: "Do you guys sell a vegan model?"<br/><strong>Michael</strong>: "At Tesco, we've got raspberries, strawberries, and... ThunderBerries?"<br/><strong>Tim</strong>: "With Android, are you supposed to squeeze it or shake it to tell if it's ripe?"<br/><strong>Chris</strong>: "You can find it in the toothpaste aisle of your local grocery store."<br/><strong>Myriam</strong>: "Behold the Desire Torch, a new AndroBerry phone from HTRIM... now available in the cheese aisle."<br/><strong>Richard Lai:</strong> "By popular demand we have extended our Tesco Mobile Rewards offer to our shanzhai range."<strong><br/>Sean Hollister: </strong>"And Tesco embraced fragmentation, the only way it knew how."<br/><strong>Vlad:</strong> "Hey, if RIM's gonna use our apps on its tablet, then we're gonna use its buttons on our phones. Fair's fair."<br/><br/></div>

Caption contest: this is why grocery stores shouldn't sell smartphones

"We call it a very nice phone and you can get it on a 12 month contract." Oh, really, Tesco? Nifty! So, how much is that bag of da...

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